Sunday, May 9, 2010

Epidemic of Pleasure


A terrible disease has set its foot in the heart-land of Tamils. The disease has been ominously spreading in the nook and cranny of Tamilnadu, thanks to the rulers of the state who had been possessed with the thought of doling out freebies to put them glued to incumbency. The epidemic began long long ago when there was the first distribution of required material free of cost. It had been dormant for so long and the present set of office bearers have invigorated it with renewed promises of materials to public. Other freebies have not affected the mass much as the promise of free colour television sets to them.

The dream of owning a colour tv has made the tamils liars, forgers and cheaters. The idea of it gives them mass hysteria as hundreds and thousands of men and women of all castes and creed queue up in front of hovels and huts which serve as make-shift office for the distribution of the sets. One attributes laurels to the railway system as it somehow wiped out the differences in society when it was first introduced by making every passenger sit in the bench by not treating them with any disparity. A similar revolution has been set in motion now as the rich also throng the places, for trying to be blessed with an idiot box. The scheme supposedly meant for those who are poor, therefore could not afford a television set, has grown out of proportions by encompassing the populace of the entire society. Whether the syndrome of gigantism has engulfed the mass on its own or has it been triggered with an abnormal secretion of the gland of 'fear of facing the election', the answer is unknown.

The Mass Hysteria makes everyone get involved in committing the crime of telling lies and vouching the fact that they do not possess an idiot box, as they are in dire straits to own it, in writing, precariously places them before the law. As the government issues the sets after satisfying themselves with such undertakings from the individuals, also being vouched by village administrative officers, it may come out with a statistics of those who live 'below possessing television lines' in future to indicate the bulging proletarians. Many rich men believe that the set is free and meant for everyone would be wasted if there were no claimants. Therefore their grab in the share has been wonderfully justified.

Let us look into the things that people do with television now. Most houses subscribe to satellite televisions and goggle at soap operas and gleeful, sexy dance programmes. As there is no censor board to monitor what is aired on television, (our moral police are much worried only about the western channels and the channels that air western programmes as if the sons of the soils are always there to protect the ethnicity of the land) people are fed with non-stop glamour and the life of the pervert who often dons the role of the villains in serials. There is hardly any show that teaches life and its wonders. Even if there is such a show, the public will opt for glitter. Tamils will soon lose their vigour and energy and will soon be subjected to dullness as much of the inventiveness and ingenuity goes only in the act of goggling at the box. The fad for freebies have made everyone morally diminutive.

4 comments:

  1. My friend, an agriculturist tells me that she harvests twice a year instead of thrice; since labour is scarce and the whole village cooks the one rupee rice and sits in front of the telly...It would be great if the government could spread awareness of health and hygiene through this powerful medium.

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  2. of late u seem to be highly moralistic worrying about the societal welfare.

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  3. you have spoken the truth,the craze for TV will finish the Tamil race.

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  4. If u born, u will be provided with weaning allowance and nutrition kit!
    If u are grown, u will be provided with free education with free lunch,
    If u are ill u got free insurance cover,
    If u house in far from school, u got free bus pass, if u are willing to join college u will get govt seats with damn cheap rates, If u r graduated and got no job, don worry govt will pay u 500 rs a month, rice at Rs 1 per kg, grocery at 50 for a set, boring? got free tv to watch!, have no land? u get 2 acre free to cultivate!, got no house they will construct one for u!, enjoy life? got tasmac streets to streets! no work, govt will give u 100 paid days work per year! still bored? u get mutton briyani for leaders bday till a month! what else u need in life to stay in TN??? who wants to go field n work???

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